About My website

I created this website in an attempt to put my crap (art, music, musings, opinions) somewhere I can control the contents of (as opposed to an unmoderated social media platform). My website is also a frivolous extension of myself created to fulfill the human need for creation.
I also use this site to store all of my complaints, ideas, communicable diseases, and things of that nature. I will also update this site if i feel like I would explode if I didn't.


I enjoy long, cute walks on the beach, getting splunged in the rain and serendipitous encounters with diagnoses.
I really like piña coladas mixed with goo, and romantic, candle-lit goos. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Orange juice.
I travel frequently, especially to My House, when I am not busy with work. (I am a freeloader.)
I am looking for slop and beauty in the form of a American goddess.She should have the physique of Sandy Cheeks and the children of Gorbleef.
I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 2 days ago, and I have since become more funny.